1 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,916 Is it our turn now? 2 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,625 Now? Okay. 3 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:55,708 Happy birthday, Judith! 4 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,708 Kids... put down the scooter. 5 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:00,375 Give me the scooter! 6 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,625 Put down the scooter! 7 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,500 Don't push my daughter! 8 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,250 Come here! I'll show you! 9 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:08,791 You damn piece of shit, I'll show you! 10 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,291 - Excuse me? - Yes? 11 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:13,166 Your dog just pooped on the sidewalk! 12 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,250 No, this isn't from us. 13 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,916 You paid the price for it. 14 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,375 Hey, I'm talking to you! Are you crazy? 15 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:28,833 When I look at the world today, all I can do is shake my head. 16 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:32,333 As they always say, humans are social beings. 17 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:36,166 But let's be honest, I think there's almost no trace of it left. 18 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,625 Lately, you've been feeling like this... 19 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:41,291 Everyone's nerves are on edge. 20 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:45,000 And we're smashing each other's heads together over every absurdity. 21 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:48,458 Every small argument turns into a huge fight. 22 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,083 In the end, nobody even turns a blind eye. 23 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:54,125 No, it's a direct hit to the eye. 24 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:57,666 People can't handle this anymore... 25 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,041 How can we have a rational conversation with each other? 26 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,375 - Hans-Günther, is everything alright for you? - I have to be. 27 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:10,875 Thankfully, everything is still fine here at Lengenheide Tennis Club. 28 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:17,916 Thanks to our club motto: 'In peace and in war, unity protects victory'. 29 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:29,166 - Hello, Heribert! - Hello, Heribert! 30 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,958 Greetings everyone! 31 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,125 Gumberger! Seni manyak! 32 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,291 I love you too, Anna-Maria! 33 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,625 How's it going? 34 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,125 - Hey, Matthias! - Hi, Anne! 35 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,708 - Hi Elisabeth! - Hello Anne. 36 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:44,916 - Can I help? - Yes. 37 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,083 No thanks, we'll manage. 38 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,625 Okay, see you soon. 39 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,916 Great, Melanie! Fantastic slice! 40 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,958 - Hello! - You've arrived too. 41 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:59,291 - Heribert! Is everything alright? - Hello, Anne. 42 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:00,750 - Hello, Anne. - Hello, Torsten. 43 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,416 - Hello, Torsten. - Hello, Torsten. 44 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,166 Greetings to all of you, Christoph, Dieter, Anne, and Maria! 45 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,458 Hey, Heribert. 46 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,458 Wonderful, your wife. What she did with Erol is amazing. 47 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,291 Yes really. 48 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,625 Wonderful, darling! Classy! 49 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:20,583 Beautiful. 50 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,625 Here! 51 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:26,500 Get a loan... 52 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:32,166 - Hello everyone! - Hi to all of you. 53 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:36,875 Look, is my clock ticking fast, or are you late? 54 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,458 We're sorry, we needed to take some medicine. 55 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:42,916 - Hello, Hans-Günther. - Hello, Elisabeth. 56 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,750 Okay, I'll quickly set it up, alright? 57 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:51,833 Hmm. 58 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:55,250 We can start right away, can't we? 59 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,416 Yes. Yes. 60 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,791 Hooray! I'll go upstairs too. 61 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:07,416 Great game! 62 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:15,208 Okay, fellow athletes... 63 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,833 Five more minutes. 64 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:18,875 We're coming right away! 65 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,833 Okay, Mom? Do you understand? 66 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:39,125 One minute, right now. 67 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,291 Okay, now. 68 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,166 Then I ask: Who is this for? 69 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,791 Counter-control, who's opposing it? 70 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,250 Yes, then I'll decide on this... 71 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:05,041 at this year's annual general meeting as well... 72 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:09,250 Once again as president of Lengenheide Tennis Club... 73 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,291 I was elected unanimously. And... 74 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:21,041 Thank you for your trust. 75 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,333 Absolutely deserved. 76 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:25,208 And I must confess... 77 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,500 Yes, I got a little emotional. 78 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,458 Yes, you might get emotional! 79 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:34,916 On the 25th anniversary of my presidency of our tennis club... 80 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,750 such a display of unity. 81 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,708 I don't think anyone has any objections... 82 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:43,708 Matthias to remain as vice president. 83 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,000 No resistance? It was approved unanimously. 84 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,708 I would like to take this opportunity to say a few words of thanks... 85 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:58,291 Item five on the agenda: official game attire. Matthias. 86 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:00,458 I prepared some things. 87 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:05,125 The question remains whether the official game attire will be just the classic white, or also in color. 88 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:08,166 This page has everything... 89 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,416 Let's keep it short, Matthias. 90 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,416 As a club, we will officially continue to wear all white. 91 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,833 Anne's store still keeps all standard sizes in stock. 92 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:22,333 Meanwhile, Anne isn't just keeping perfect records... 93 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,375 He passed my ischium on to me today too. 94 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:28,708 He's better than any doctor, otherwise I couldn't be sitting here. 95 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,333 A round of applause for our mother! 96 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:32,916 Anne! 97 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,041 You should give me a good scolding sometime too! 98 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,500 There's nothing to save in you, my friend! 99 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:44,166 Does anyone want something other than white? 100 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:48,000 No? Great. Then it was unanimously approved. 101 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,083 Okay. Before we get to the intimate part... 102 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:55,500 We have a slightly bigger issue to deal with... 103 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:59,541 So, the sixth point is the fundamental renovation of the club building. 104 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,000 Didn't you decide this last year? 105 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,416 In principle, yes, the funding is available. 106 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,625 I know Helmut from the city council. 107 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,500 They allocate something to us from the culture budget. 108 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:14,708 I just wanted to say, the construction contract goes to Peter Lohr. Hi Peter! 109 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:16,583 Heribert. Thank you. 110 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,666 What a surprise. 111 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,458 For someone I can put my hand in the fire with. 112 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,791 Not just because he's my brother-in-law... 113 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,958 Work has already begun. 114 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:31,708 Matthias, show Peter the new interior design sketch. 115 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:34,291 Yes, I have various appearances. 116 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,708 First, the new club building. 117 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,083 You know the old one – from the outside. 118 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:44,166 Now pay attention, after the transformation, the problem is the front-line character. 119 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,916 Now drink... - No, leave it like this. 120 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,208 This is truly a finger snap. 121 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,666 This elegance and functionality... 122 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,000 from the cafe to the restrooms. 123 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,958 Great, so people will come all the way from Berlin just to pee here. 124 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:02,250 I think we should be proud... 125 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:06,750 Because we have such an architectural gem in our city... 126 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,541 This needs to be done. There is a veto against it... 127 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,541 Let him speak now, or be silent forever. 128 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:15,916 Then I officially declare it... 129 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,833 The main renovation will be carried out as planned. 130 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,791 I say: the dice have been cast. 131 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,708 This is Latin: It means the alcohol level is now rising. 132 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,000 Wait a minute. Something's missing. 133 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,500 Seven. 134 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,958 That's right. Point seven. Other issues. Nothing will happen anyway. 135 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:37,250 Thanks, guys. We played some great tennis together again. 136 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,041 And please don't forget our club slogan. 137 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,708 In peace and in war... 138 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,541 Unity protects victory. 139 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,500 Heribert, mangal. 140 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:52,708 Oh yes. We're getting a new grill. The old one is junk. 141 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:53,658 Alright then. 142 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,958 I prepared a presentation. 143 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:58,958 Is it necessary? It's just a barbecue, Matthias. 144 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:01,375 Hey... This is XQ 3010! 145 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,458 Sit down, I've done some work on the barbecue... 146 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,833 I got bogged down in the barbecue business. It was time-consuming. 147 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:10,708 If you had trained instead, you would have been the club champion, not Erol. 148 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,416 I wouldn't have been there then either. 149 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:17,708 Okay. So, until now we've had a charcoal grill. 150 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,708 At the summer festival and club tournament... 151 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,375 We could cook a maximum of 20 sausages at a time. 152 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:26,458 Or ten sausages and five pork chops. 153 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,541 I've worked on this a bit. 154 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:31,333 But the grill is old and worn. 155 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,708 Rust gets on the meat, it sways. 156 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:36,250 Also, coal is bad because it causes cancer. 157 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,791 That's why I thought of a gas grill. 158 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,125 This is how we do it! 159 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,875 The best in terms of price-performance... 160 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,208 Seiler'in XQ 3010'u. 161 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,666 It costs 860 Euros at this hardware store. 162 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,708 But it has four separate heatable burners... 163 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,708 with two grid layers. 164 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:56,041 Three infinitely adjustable temperature ranges... 165 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,875 Integrated rotation function, and attention... 166 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,291 Pizza stone. 167 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,541 Or 30 sausages and 15 pork chops. 168 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:13,000 It's shown as a diagram once again. 169 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,125 It would be cheaper to maintain than a charcoal grill. 170 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,958 It is projected to take five years. 171 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:21,541 This thing looks great, Matthias. We're taking it. 172 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:25,291 Did anyone object? No, it's perfect. It was unanimously approved. 173 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:29,125 Heribert! 174 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:32,375 - Yes. Melanie. - I don't want to bring up a topic... 175 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:36,041 But recently Torsten and I were invited to Erol's place. 176 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:39,291 And Erol had specially brought a second barbecue grill there... 177 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:43,500 so that the German guests can also cook pork. 178 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,833 Wouldn't that be a nice gesture...? 179 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:49,333 For members with a Turkish immigrant background... 180 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,250 Should we get a second grill? 181 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,333 This can't be true. 182 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,833 - Really. - That's a good idea. 183 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,166 A second barbecue for Turkish members. 184 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,158 That's what I'm here for. 185 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,291 We only have one Turkish member. 186 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,791 Erol, do you have a problem with the barbecue grill? 187 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,083 You don't need to buy a second grill for me. 188 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:13,208 It's not a problem for me. 189 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:16,500 Thanks, Erol. It's great that you're so straightforward. 190 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,791 Our politicians can learn from this. 191 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,750 A round of applause for Erol. 192 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,416 Heribert! 193 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,458 Still, I think it would be nice to do this. 194 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,875 Thanks, it's really not necessary. 195 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,083 Erol's children also play at our club. 196 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,416 And your wife had also joined the celebration. 197 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,791 Right? Why? 198 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:43,416 So Melanie, I don't see any need for action here. 199 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,666 Erol, I'm sure you have no objection... 200 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,875 How about some sausage for our barbecue too? 201 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,666 It's actually called sucuk (Turkish sausage). 202 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,458 It doesn't matter. We can cook them too. 203 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:54,708 Actually, no. 204 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:57,250 - Why? - Muslims don't eat pork. 205 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,958 I wouldn't eat it either, officially. If there's pork on the grill... 206 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,291 Not for Muslims. 207 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,708 Who says that? God? 208 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,625 It's just a rule. I'm not being too strict about it, but... 209 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,416 If there's a pig there, the barbecue will be... dirty... 210 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,458 Do you understand? Because of pigs and dirt. 211 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:17,916 We understand. 212 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,208 I'm sorry, you sick copywriter brain. 213 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,083 - Will it take longer? - No. 214 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,875 You said the new grill has two layers. 215 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:27,875 On one side, we can cook pork... 216 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,291 On the other side, sausage... 217 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,366 For those who don't eat pork. 218 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,333 Melanie. It's really okay. 219 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,000 You're kind, Erol... 220 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,458 But we can discuss this in Lengenheide as well. 221 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,166 You are right. 222 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,250 But this is ridiculous! 223 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,708 We are specifically purchasing the XQ 3010... 224 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:48,916 Two-layered, for a larger sausage casing. 225 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,958 Lots of people for the summer festival. 226 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,916 Then regular sausages will be compressed like they used to be. 227 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,791 And on the other side, three lonely garlic sausages are sunbathing. 228 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:57,875 Sausages. 229 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,375 But of course... 230 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,875 The barbecue will have a corner on the spaceship... 231 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,291 It might be left empty for Erol's sausage. 232 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,041 Erol's sausage. How does that sound? 233 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,291 How do you imagine this? Four grids... 234 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:13,083 Should I paint it and write on it: Reserved for Turkish sausage? 235 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:16,416 My friend Matthias! Turkish sausage, even more? 236 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,083 Matthias, you don't need to. 237 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,708 Muslims already eat their meat from a grill that also contains pork... 238 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,708 They won't eat it, that's why... 239 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,833 Why not? 240 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:27,916 Because the oil splatters and the pig steam... 241 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,041 He passes through the barbecue. I'm not too strict about it... 242 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,333 But I promised my wife, she's more traditional. 243 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:38,333 - What's pig steam? - Steam from a cooked pig. 244 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:42,250 My God, this is so complicated! Thank goodness I'm not Muslim. 245 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,791 I would have died of starvation. 246 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,208 Viennese-style schnitzel? 247 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,166 Terrible timing, Laura. 248 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,625 I'm sorry. Otherwise, it will get cold. 249 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,500 - Over here! - Erol, just out of curiosity. 250 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,708 If you inhale sausage smoke like that... 251 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,083 Would this be a sin? 252 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,583 Where's the bratwurst for Antonia? 253 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,791 In summer, everywhere is filled with barbecue smoke. 254 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:02,375 Who knows how many pigs he's swallowed over the years? 255 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,458 Or we can simply make sausage without pork. 256 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:07,708 I once had grilled cheese, halloumi, in Berlin. 257 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,125 Is it known here? 258 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,833 It tastes like grout! 259 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,333 And it's unhealthy! 260 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,708 I support Melanie. There are alternatives. 261 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,500 Great, then I can close the butcher shop! 262 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250 What are we talking about now? 263 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,458 We always cooked regular sausages. 264 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,208 Why change it now? 265 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,708 Absolutely, this place should stay normal. 266 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,125 But, Elisabeth, what is normal? 267 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,708 - Normal. - Everything is fine. 268 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:35,166 Cook whatever you like. We don't need a second grill. 269 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,541 And that's it, okay? 270 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,833 That's a wonderful closing statement. Thank you, Melanie. 271 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,125 Let's end this nonsense now. 272 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,625 We're getting a barbecue grill, but Erol doesn't want his own. 273 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,666 And now, everyone, order pasta salad from Laura. 274 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,916 Suitable for everyone. 275 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,250 If you remove the meat! 276 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,875 Hey, hey! This is a good meat sausage. 277 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,416 Melanie, come, please! 278 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,791 To be honest, I think it's awful... 279 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,375 'The old white man's' idea of ​​what's nonsense... 280 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,333 And it decides what can be debated! 281 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,250 - I'm not that old. - Meli has a point. 282 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,750 And, Matthias, that Turkish sausage from earlier... 283 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,958 To be honest, it was inappropriate. 284 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,916 I can say Zuckzuck too. 285 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,875 - It's called sucuk (Turkish sausage). - Actually, it's called sucuk. 286 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,000 Definitely. 287 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,291 I don't call your sausage German sausage either. 288 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,750 You can if you want. But why "your" sausage? 289 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,041 What does that mean? My sausage is your sausage. 290 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,791 He was always at our festival. - Still. Turkish sausage... 291 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,166 So, maybe, yes... 292 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,666 Perhaps it's insulting to Erol. 293 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,250 - Erol hasn't been insulted. - You wouldn't know. 294 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,250 - But do you know? - No, but if I were in your place, that's how I would feel. 295 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,291 But you are not Turkish. 296 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,583 - Erol, were you insulted? - No. I wasn't. 297 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,041 Here's Torsten. 298 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,958 Still. Turkish sausage. Maybe I'm just too sensitive... 299 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,416 In German usage, just forget about it. 300 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,875 Torsten, by the way, I also speak German and I haven't been insulted. 301 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,541 Of course you know German, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you. 302 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,916 - I wasn't insulted! - Okay, so nobody was insulted. 303 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,333 That's great! Can't we do this? 304 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,000 Let's clean the old barbecue grill... 305 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,708 Let's put the Turkish sausages there. 306 00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:16,250 Okay, Matthias, right? - Yes. Of course. 307 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,875 - I think it was broken. - It wasn't that broken. 308 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,375 It still works. - How, it still works? 309 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,958 Is that enough for the Turks? 310 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,083 Melanie, stop it. I don't have a problem. 311 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,666 But I'm slowly starting to have a problem here! 312 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,416 The latest reform at my club... 313 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,416 I think it was the introduction of color television! 314 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,208 This is your club! You've only been a member for two years. 315 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,958 What does this mean? Is it only speaking that's forbidden...? 316 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,750 To those who are related to the net post? 317 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,666 Like how you fight for your partner. 318 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:50,416 This teamwork is what made you regional champions. 319 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,875 You are our best couple. 320 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,416 Only on the field, right? 321 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,708 I don't understand you right now. What's wrong with you? 322 00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,708 - I don't have a problem. - You don't? 323 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,541 Yes! 324 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:05,041 But just a moment ago they were saying the old barbecue grill wasn't working anymore! 325 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,875 Someone needs 50 sausages for the summer festival... 326 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:11,458 Not for the density. But for two or three individual sausages. 327 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,750 You said it's old, rusty, and causes cancer. 328 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,791 - I didn't say that. - Yes. 329 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,783 - No. - Yes. 330 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,083 - No! - Stop! 331 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,791 Here. 332 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:27,708 "His legs are wobbly. And besides, coal isn't good for cancer and stuff." 333 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,750 You said it. - Okay, so what does that mean now? 334 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,000 Am I wishing Erol cancer? 335 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:36,791 - No, no. - We're taking a five-minute break. 336 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,625 Torsten, Melanie, and Erol. 337 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,708 Let's go to the living room for a moment. 338 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,375 - ...and Matthias. - Order your beers. 339 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,791 This doesn't need to be recorded in the minutes. 340 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,083 Mom, is there a problem with the sausage? 341 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:52,000 No problem. This is a good sausage. 342 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,500 Okay, folks. What's going on here? 343 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:22,041 Why are we discussing barbecue and cancer here? 344 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,500 - Who has cancer? - Nobody! 345 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,541 Hans-Günther, could you leave us alone for a moment? 346 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,791 I need to fix the ball machine! 347 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,125 Look, where is he throwing the balls? 348 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:35,541 Yes, Hans-Günther. But what is our workshop for? 349 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,791 Why don't you go there? 350 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,541 Hans-Günther! 351 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,541 Yes... I'm sorry, Heribert. 352 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,666 Jacket? 353 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,625 So I... 354 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:51,375 Now really... 355 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:58,000 Now I need to ask: What is the purpose of this discussion? 356 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,666 - That's right... - We apologize. 357 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:06,833 Offering Erol a broken grill is strange. 358 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:09,958 - Please stop. - This is strange, isn't it? 359 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,333 Of course. I feel strange... 360 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,791 As a Turk, I'd buy a broken grill, but I don't need one. 361 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,333 - That was a fantastic barbecue. - Erol thinks it's strange too. 362 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,541 Because you told him. 363 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,750 Nobody here has to tell me anything. 364 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,708 I didn't say that at Erol's celebration... 365 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,500 I want my own barbecue grill. He offered it. 366 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,500 This is kindness towards guests. 367 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,625 Hey, I'm not a guest here! 368 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,375 I did not mean that. 369 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,708 Erol is a club member, just like everyone else. 370 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:41,041 Here, they are treated just like you and me. 371 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,375 We never bring up this topic! 372 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,750 Thanks, Heribert. Thank you. 373 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,375 Yes, but... 374 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,416 as a regular club member... 375 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,375 Erol can't participate in some things. 376 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,666 - What is it? - Yes, a barbecue! 377 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:58,541 I'm just saying this, to him at our celebrations... 378 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,541 It would be kind to offer an alternative to pork sausage. 379 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,958 Because as a Turk, he can't eat this. 380 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,416 No, I'm German. 381 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,875 That's what I mean. Turkish... 382 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,083 What kind of contrasts are you making between Turks and Germans? 383 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,458 Like in this joke... 384 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,000 German and Turkish neighbors. Did you know that? 385 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,541 Great. A Turk says to a German... 386 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,583 I don't want to hear any jokes right now! 387 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,416 Melanie, if we can still laugh together... 388 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,875 It's not too late. 389 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,458 For me, Erol was never Turkish. 390 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:32,083 - Is that a compliment? - You know what I mean. 391 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,750 No, I don't know... What do you mean? 392 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,500 It's not that obvious that you're Turkish. 393 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,875 Because you don't act very Turkish. 394 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,875 What does it mean to act like a Turk? 395 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,083 When he wanted to ban pork sausage. 396 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,625 No Turk wants to ban pork sausage in Germany, Matthias. 397 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,708 Not all of your people think that way. 398 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:54,208 - Who are my people? - For now... 399 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,708 No! Damn it! 400 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,958 Fuck! 401 00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,541 Hans-Günther! 402 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,291 I am sorry! 403 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,125 Ah! 404 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,291 Fuck off, machine! 405 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,666 Do not! 406 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,375 I thought of it from an advertising perspective. As a marketing strategy. 407 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,250 Perhaps a second barbecue would be an absolute bombshell. 408 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,208 For other Muslims who wish to join the club. 409 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:19,500 I don't think Muslims are our target audience. 410 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,250 - Why? - Why not? 411 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,541 - We're a tennis club! - And? 412 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,333 So Erol, don't get angry. 413 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,250 But Muslims and tennis. 414 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:32,958 Türkiye is not a tennis country, nor is Saudi Arabia. 415 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,958 To date, no Iranian has won a Grand Slam. 416 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:39,166 You're a great player, but an exception. 417 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,250 Tell me... I apologize, folks, but in short... 418 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,333 No, that's ridiculous to me. 419 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,000 If more clubs had two barbecues... 420 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,708 Perhaps a Muslim would win a Grand Slam. 421 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:53,416 It would be good if integration reached more rural areas. 422 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,541 It's already arriving. 423 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,625 We simpletons even integrate those know-it-alls from Berlin, Torsten. 424 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,041 People, as president, I need to stop this. 425 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,208 My heart aches again. 426 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:06,916 The people upstairs are waiting. There's no problem here. 427 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,125 Let's not make a big deal out of this. 428 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,416 A new barbecue has been decided upon. Period. Done. 429 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,416 Sprinkle sand. Alright. Go back! 430 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,000 No. Heribert, I disagree. 431 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,125 Stop throwing the ball! 432 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,625 Melanie, I beg you, remember our slogan. 433 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,916 In peace and in war... 434 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,708 ...pork sausage brings victory! 435 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,166 Torsten, this isn't funny. 436 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,000 Okay, agreed? 437 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,666 Honestly, Heribert? No. 438 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,583 If only I could manage my department the way you manage this club... 439 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,833 I would lose my job. 440 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,750 You're going to handle this here in a fake way... 441 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,916 To be honest, it's really awful. 442 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,416 We don't say "terrible" in tennis; that wouldn't be fair play. 443 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:57,000 Now, objectively. Why is everyone getting so artificially angry? 444 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,291 I don't feign anger. 445 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:03,041 I am only summarizing what will be decided here. 446 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:07,666 Erol also paid for a barbecue, but it was of no use to him. 447 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:11,166 And? I pay for non-alcoholic drinks too. 448 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,458 But Erol can't eat anything from the grill. 449 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,416 Nobody is forbidding him. 450 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,000 Yes, Matthias, that's my religion. 451 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,666 Does the phrase "grilled sausage" appear in the Quran? 452 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,708 Let's not start here, folks... 453 00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,958 A discussion about the Quran at the tennis club! 454 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:35,958 Now, before we talk forever. I have a solution. 455 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,708 I have a small electric grill at home. 456 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,833 A promotional gift from a business partner. 457 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:44,791 It's sitting in my attic, gathering dust. 458 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,750 Zero. No pork used whatsoever. Literally. 459 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:50,416 A great portion, for three or four sausages. 460 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,708 It can be placed on a chair. 461 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,583 I'll bring it. It's free. 462 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,416 Then we'll put it next to our barbecue for Erol and his family. 463 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,458 - Please no. - Yes. 464 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,125 Then everyone is happy. 465 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,166 I don't want this. 466 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,250 Why, what's the problem? 467 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:09,708 Heribert, I've been at the club since I was 14. 468 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:13,541 I am a German citizen and I have a successful career as a tax consultant. 469 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,791 And should I do a celebratory dance...? 470 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,416 Because you're putting a toy barbecue grill from the attic onto a chair for a Turk? 471 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,625 Next to the XQ 3010? 472 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,416 You can also put it on the table. 473 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,291 I don't need a barbecue!! 474 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:32,333 Period. That's it, yes, and sprinkle sand on it. 475 00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,750 I am sorry. 476 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,791 - Will it take longer? - Two minutes. 477 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,125 There's a heated discussion going on here right now about the second barbecue. 478 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,708 Should it be included in the minutes? 479 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:45,333 The session was adjourned, damn it! 480 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:49,166 - How are you talking to me? - I'm sorry, Anne. 481 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,875 That's simply not going to happen. 482 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:56,916 Laura, is it that hard? With a bratwurst and some fries? 483 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,583 So, a toy barbecue grill? That's disrespectful. 484 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,500 Whether it's disrespectful or not, only Erol can decide. 485 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,458 - Why only Erol? 486 00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:07,666 From where? 487 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,083 Because I want to give him a barbecue grill as a gift? 488 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,708 I would like to be affected by this. 489 00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:14,916 Please don't be insulted. I don't want a barbecue. 490 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,375 If I need one, I'll bring my own. 491 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,458 Is it ok? 492 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:22,875 Okay. 493 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:26,208 Then we can end the session. - Are you sure? 494 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,083 Why simple, when it can also be complex? 495 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:34,125 Wouldn't it be difficult to carry this around? 496 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,541 - We'll handle it. - Which one did you get? 497 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,416 - XQ 3020. - XQ 3020 mi? 498 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,750 The four-layered one? - Hmm. 499 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,833 This can be done by smoking or steaming. 500 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:46,541 - I only grill. - With two warming zones. 501 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,583 It costs 2000 Euros. Is it yours? 502 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,708 Yes, we're a big family, we barbecue a lot. 503 00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:52,750 Great, member loss... 504 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,708 We can make amends with Erol's family. 505 00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:56,208 Shut up, Torsten! 506 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,541 If he brings his own grill, if he prefers to. 507 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:02,000 Did you say "shut up"? 508 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,708 Now we're going upstairs... 509 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:08,583 And we say we agree. Period. Done. Sprinkle sand on it. 510 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:09,666 No. 511 00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:16,708 Matthias. Remember our motto. In peace and in war... 512 00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,166 I don't think it's a good thing Erol brought his own grill. 513 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,116 From where? 514 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,708 For two sausages, the Turks gave us a huge portion... 515 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,083 We don't want to put it next to our XQ 3010! 516 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,958 - Why not? - Is that monster near our barbecue? 517 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,583 It seems like the Turks have taken over the club. 518 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,500 And it doesn't end there. 519 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,666 Between us, what's your problem? 520 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,958 You didn't want the small electric grill either. 521 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,750 We could get another six-tiered barbecue grill... 522 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:45,000 And we can install nuclear power for the Biological Germans... 523 00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,625 Thus the distance is restored. 524 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,708 Do you think I'm stupid? 525 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:52,500 I worked my butt off for the barbecue! 526 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:55,000 - We don't say "butt." - But it was! 527 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,458 I worked my ass off! 528 00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,250 Nobody thanked me even once! 529 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:03,083 And here we are discussing the nonsense of political correctness! 530 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,750 Yes, Heribert. Nonsense! - Fair play, Matthias. 531 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,875 You always act like Lord Wimbledon. 532 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,458 This is driving everyone crazy! It's ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! 533 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,041 Butt, butt, butt! 534 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:12,991 I'm telling you! 535 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:16,083 Matthias! Your mother has a question. 536 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,916 Push me closer. Sweetheart. 537 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,625 Which pills should I take, the blue ones or the white ones? 538 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,833 The yellow ones are your mother. Drink plenty of water, okay? 539 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,250 Thanks, sweetie. No! I'm not finished. 540 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,750 And don't worry about it here. 541 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:35,041 Remember, this is Germany, not Anatolia. 542 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:36,958 - Yes. Yes. - Wow. 543 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:40,708 Your mother's knowledge of geography is impressive. 544 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,708 Here it comes... 545 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,000 That's a super interesting suggestion. 546 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,541 Erol can bring his own barbecue grill. 547 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,541 That's a great idea, Anne. 548 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,958 You know what? If I ask for suggestions from the members... 549 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:55,375 I'll let you know in advance! 550 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,375 Mmh. I'll pass it on like this. 551 00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:05,958 People. Let's all be reasonable. 552 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:09,375 I'm logical. I just don't know what it is. 553 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,708 Everything was fine, and now it's spiraling out of control! 554 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,250 Because we don't agree with your point of view? 555 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,750 No, because I don't know... 556 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:17,166 Why are we allowing the Turks to impose their issues on us? 557 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,458 I didn't impose anything on anyone! 558 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:22,500 Misrepresentation! I said I don't need a barbecue! 559 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:26,291 Melanie and Torsten, acting as "helpful Turks," said, "You need us." 560 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,041 So, Berliners... 561 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,916 They are imposing these issues on us, not the Turks. 562 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 Wait a minute, we live in Lengenheide too, just like you. 563 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:35,250 Yes, but we were born here! 564 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,375 And we never had any problems with our Turkish people. 565 00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,708 "Our Turks"? Are you referring to me? 566 00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:42,750 Stop right there! There's only one barbecue grill here! 567 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,583 I don't understand you, Erol. 568 00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,583 When you're offered a barbecue, it seems too old or too small to you... 569 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:49,791 But your monster is complete. - Matthias! 570 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:53,000 This is typical Erol! Trying to appear humble... 571 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,166 And to come up with a grid area that needs its own postcode... 572 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,625 Because he doesn't like pork. 573 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,833 Forbidden! Eating pork is forbidden! 574 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:03,041 The club isn't blocking you! 575 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,250 But that's my belief. You want to hear it, don't you? 576 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:07,541 But this is tennis, not faith. 577 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:11,000 And faith? I think you've all lost your minds. 578 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,250 Ridiculous... setting up a Muslim barbecue at a tennis club. 579 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,791 We don't install cannons in your mosque either. 580 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:20,250 - That's a silly comparison. - Tennis isn't a religion! 581 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,833 Maybe I pray to Boris Becker every night? 582 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:26,458 Or to the supply room. 583 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:29,708 Stop your silly jokes, it's embarrassing. 584 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,333 Me? It's Matthias who's embarrassing. 585 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:35,666 A joke about Turkish and German neighbors... 586 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,958 - That's great. - No jokes here. 587 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:42,125 Matthias, nobody wants to give you anything. 588 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,958 Everyone knows what he's done for this club. 589 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,625 The point is... 590 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:49,750 every club member's club life... 591 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:53,125 They have the right to participate. Just like everyone else. 592 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,208 But then he should do as the others do. 593 00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,708 We've been making pork sausage since the club was founded. 594 00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:03,416 These are our rules. Why is this suddenly a problem? 595 00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:08,208 Because you can change a rule that's been in place for 50 years. 596 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:11,083 Not 50 years, Melanie. 597 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,791 He is now 73 years and 11 months old. 598 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:18,125 - Even more important. - The rule is absolutely... 599 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,875 It is a thousand years old and needs renewal. 600 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,875 Ah! A critique of Islam from the man with the shutters. 601 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,625 Why do you call me that? 602 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,583 I own a specialist shop for innovative sun protection systems. 603 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,291 If I'm Turkish, you're the shutter man. 604 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,458 I'm just expressing my opinion. 605 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:35,250 Most people in Germany eat pork. Most people at the club eat pork. 606 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,541 Ah, the Germans. That's right. 607 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:39,875 The majority decides, which majority gets the sausage...? 608 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,875 Which barbecue is he sleeping on? This is democracy. 609 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,125 Mostly sausage? 610 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,583 A minority can submit to the majority... 611 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,708 And he might not want sausage specific to his stupid religion... 612 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:50,666 Always deserves respect. - Watch what you say. 613 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,875 Should I pay attention? What if I say "stupid religion"? 614 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:56,250 For two years, I sat next to Schmidt in religious studies class. 615 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,791 Did I say anything against the Bible? 616 00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:58,783 What should I pay attention to? 617 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:03,708 Am I heading to Muslim hell? Or am I unable to have 72 virgins? 618 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,291 72 virgins. 619 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:10,000 You wouldn't find that many in Lengenheide anyway. 620 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,333 It's a joke. 621 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:25,625 If we can still laugh together, it's not too late. 622 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:28,125 But "Shut up-Torsten" can't joke. 623 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:31,625 People will laugh at your jokes without hesitation anyway. 624 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,000 I am sorry. 625 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:38,000 I think everything is clear now. 626 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:42,083 We're bringing the barbecue grill. Erol will do whatever he wants. 627 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:45,958 We will tell the members exactly this now. 628 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:50,333 Period. Done. Sprinkle sand on it. And always remember our slogan. 629 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,666 Unity in peace and war protects victory... 630 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,500 Matthias, what just happened wasn't true. 631 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,708 That was my idea, what's the problem? 632 00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:02,541 - You're hurting religious feelings. - I can't believe it. 633 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,500 Since when have I been offending religious feelings? 634 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:05,750 Ever since he called them fools? 635 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,958 The pork ban... 636 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,708 If you had said that there were no religious reasons initially in hot countries. 637 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:14,666 That would be an argument. 638 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:15,741 Ha? 639 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:19,166 Didn't you know that? It's something to do with hygiene. 640 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:21,666 Because pork spoils quickly. 641 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,125 If it's about health and not religion... 642 00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:28,541 Do vegetarians also have the right to have their own barbecue? 643 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:33,125 But there are no vegetarians at the club, are there? 644 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:38,583 Actually... Torsten is a vegetarian. 645 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,083 Did you lose your bet? 646 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:47,000 On the recommendation of my osteopath in Berlin. This keeps the body fitter. 647 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,583 Why doesn't it work for you? 648 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,575 Haha. 649 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:52,708 Let it be recorded: I don't need my own barbecue grill. 650 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:55,500 Why not? Are vegetarians less valuable than Turks? 651 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,708 Vegetarians are not a nation; don't compare apples and oranges. 652 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,500 What are we going to do with vegans? 653 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,208 A fourth barbecue for them and a fifth for the fruit vendors? 654 00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:06,625 We place them under the apple tree and wait for something to fall. 655 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:14,541 Let's not argue about this vegetarian nonsense anymore! 656 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,375 - No, she doesn't want to... - Why is being vegetarian ridiculous? 657 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,791 Not everyone should be insulted. 658 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,958 Vegetarians cannot bring their own barbecue grill. 659 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:26,041 This is a dietary rule invented by a doctor. 660 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:28,791 He invented a god whose rules were fabricated in religion. 661 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,041 I trust one doctor more. 662 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,750 - Was it made up? - I didn't mean to insult your God. 663 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:37,083 - Don't bring up that subject. - I'm against religion... 664 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:40,958 I'm a bit critical of it. As an atheist. 665 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,958 - Are you an atheist? - And a vegetarian? 666 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,708 Dream for me, Melanie? 667 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,208 I left the church too, but... 668 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,125 We are both atheists. 669 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:52,833 Why then are you fighting so fiercely over a Muslim barbecue? 670 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:56,083 Out of respect. Of people... 671 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:59,250 We want them to be able to practice their religion, and so do I... 672 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,875 Even though I consider it nonsense. 673 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,375 That's called tolerance. If that foreign word means anything to you. 674 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,333 Now there's nonsense and stupidity. 675 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,583 - Torsten doesn't mean that. - Yes, Torsten does mean that. 676 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,041 If someone wants respect for their beliefs, they will get it. 677 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,416 But I also want my beliefs to be respected... 678 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,500 Stop doing missionary work! 679 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,708 Why? Because a belief doesn't cook a cow... 680 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:20,208 The other one won't cook pork. Immediately an endless fight... 681 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,958 Because of this nonsense. - Nonsense? 682 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:24,791 From this point on, I declare a ban on the word "feces". 683 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:27,250 This is the problem of today. 684 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,750 Most wars are wars of faith. 685 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,833 There is belief there, but not reality. 686 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:34,416 Or has anyone ever heard of real wars? 687 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,083 And a community, even a tennis club... 688 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:41,541 It only works if there are facts that everyone can trust. 689 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:45,166 Otherwise, we'll just be discussing it at a level where we don't know exactly... 690 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,000 Emotion, alternative realities. 691 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,958 And then: Good night, Mela... Marie. 692 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,750 Stop it, Torsten. 693 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:53,708 Or else, dear God will send a lightning bolt into the hall. 694 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,833 - Thank you, Heribert. - Why "Thank you, Heribert"? 695 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:59,666 You're not at church either. - But you know that... 696 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,625 I believe there is something bigger. 697 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,000 What? UFOs? 698 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:09,458 Great. Attack and mockery, Torsten, this leads to a more tolerant world. 699 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,416 I am genuinely tolerant. 700 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,666 I am the most tolerant person in the world. 701 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:17,541 And what happened when I got the book "Orders from the Cosmos"? 702 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:20,541 I had to hide it from you so I wouldn't have to listen to you. 703 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:24,250 "Orders from the Cosmos" is a treat for Helene Fischer fans. 704 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:29,375 So what? It worked. Erol and I became regional champions. 705 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,333 Did you order this from the Cosmos? 706 00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:36,375 Okay. What else? 707 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,583 A pair of shoes and a hairdresser appointment? 708 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,041 I don't want to fire you, Torsten. 709 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:53,750 But why do you keep talking here? 710 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,333 Yes, I'm sorry. 711 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:59,083 I thought it could also be listened to in Lengenheide... 712 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:01,791 what the rest of the world thinks. 713 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,708 Ah! The world is spherical. 714 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,291 Thanks, Torsten, we didn't know that. 715 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:08,625 Go ahead and mock me. 716 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,416 But I think... - Just let it go! 717 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:15,166 Some things are good: Not eating pork in hot countries. 718 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,333 For hygiene reasons. 719 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:18,208 Don't Turks have freezers? 720 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:21,083 Absolutely, they're so stupid to refrigerate pork... 721 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,875 Then it's their fault. 722 00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:26,500 - Thin ice, Matthias. - I'm just expressing my free opinion! 723 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:29,666 This is not freedom of expression, it's defamation. 724 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:32,375 Are you the one to determine where freedom of expression ends? 725 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,375 The Prenzlauer Berg Court? 726 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:37,416 I find it wrong to set up a huge Muslim barbecue... 727 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,250 Can't I say this? 728 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,333 Is that blue sauce coming now? 729 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,833 I can say this. 730 00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:47,875 We don't want Turkish barbecue. There are already too many foreigners! 731 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:52,000 We must preserve our barbecue identity. 732 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,916 In our thousand-year history of barbecuing! 733 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,125 He's gone completely crazy here. Really! 734 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:03,741 You sausage! 735 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:05,250 This is right-wing chatter. 736 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,083 For freedom of expression, to oppose! 737 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,875 That's how Nazi slogans begin. 738 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,791 - So now I'm a Nazi? - People! 739 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,708 I've had enough! 740 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:17,500 Am I a Nazi just because I said I didn't want Muslim barbecues here? 741 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:21,416 Yes? Great, then I'll make it clear: I don't want to. 742 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,625 Because it never happened. 743 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,708 It's not part of our culture. 744 00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:27,916 Why do we have to change everything? 745 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I have the right to think that! 746 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:32,375 I don't want my club taken away from me. 747 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,333 I want to buy you something. From the club. 748 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:37,708 We are members together. 749 00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:41,791 Oh my God. The wicked Turk is taking on Matthias's form. 750 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,500 Oh my God... 751 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:48,125 To be honest, I'm requesting my own barbecue grill now. 752 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:51,333 As big as a tennis court, from the club's expenses, Heribert. 753 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:54,416 The changing rooms will be oriented towards Mecca! 754 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,458 And the lion on the coat of arms will finally be circumcised. 755 00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:00,583 In mixed doubles, the women will dance with veils. 756 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:03,458 After the match, them... 757 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:06,958 I'll spend it in my water bed filled with lukewarm buttermilk. 758 00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,125 Is this enough Turkish for you? 759 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,375 Erol, this is really... 760 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,666 It already has a waterbed. 761 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,208 I'm fed up; I'm calm and objective. 762 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,708 I'm listening to Matthias and Torsten's nonsense. 763 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,416 - We wouldn't call it nonsense. - Yes, it's embarrassing. 764 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,833 Yes, comfort Erol. 765 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:30,625 He should tolerate a different opinion. Just like we Germans do! 766 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,000 I'm German too! 767 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,666 It doesn't really matter right now. 768 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,541 Should we all comfort Erol by stroking his arm? 769 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,208 - Let go... - We're all a little bit... 770 00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:41,000 No one will be caressed, especially not by you! 771 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:43,083 Stop this brown, poop-like talk! 772 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,208 - We were just talking about our tradition. - Adolf's? 773 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,166 - Take this back! - Guys! Children! 774 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,291 Enough is enough! 775 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,458 Are you crazy? 776 00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:56,666 You may have different opinions. 777 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,791 For me. 778 00:38:57,875 --> 00:39:01,041 But neither Adolf nor religion is here. 779 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:04,916 There's nothing here but a damn barbecue! 780 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,250 This debate is now over. 781 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:11,375 This is democracy, Heribert, and debates are part of it. 782 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:15,708 Yes, but democracy also comes at the end of the debate... 783 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,541 It means everyone has a common opinion. 784 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,666 Which one? Yours? 785 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:26,916 Okay. 786 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:32,791 If we don't end this argument immediately... 787 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:38,166 Then I resign as the president of this club. 788 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,000 Effective immediately. 789 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:45,541 Then you will see the result of your democracy. 790 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,625 Chaos. Just chaos. 791 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,750 Democracy your t-shirt? 792 00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:52,791 Are you serious? I mean... 793 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:56,541 Damn girl! Can't you be quiet for once? 794 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:03,208 - A girl? - Okay. Now, here's what we'll do. 795 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:07,583 We're bringing our barbecue grill, and Erol can bring his own Turkish barbecue grill. 796 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:10,208 If she wants to. And if she doesn't want to, she doesn't want to. 797 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:11,541 - No. - What? 798 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,666 "Fair play" for you... 799 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,375 You decide, and we'll keep quiet. 800 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,000 Melanie, I can accept... 801 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:23,333 Here you're acting like the German Erdoğan. 802 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,000 This is an insult. 803 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,791 Yes, but we're not saying that to Erdoğan anyway. 804 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:40,166 I am resigning from my position. 805 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,241 Heribert! 806 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,916 You can talk until Christmas if you wish. 807 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,375 Get a separate barbecue grill for each minority group. 808 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,250 The best part is that the height is adjustable... 809 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:54,208 This way, neither tall nor short people will be at a disadvantage. 810 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,708 Enough is enough! 811 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:04,291 That was a bit too loud. 812 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,708 Me? Why me? 813 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:16,875 Yes. The changing rooms will be oriented towards Mecca. 814 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,000 That's what he said! 815 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,075 He didn't say that. 816 00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:20,625 I heard! 817 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:23,541 And? So what have you decided now? 818 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:41,833 God bless our club. 819 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:45,708 Heribert! 820 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,791 Heribert, where are you going? 821 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:52,166 Matthias, can you tell me what's going on here? 822 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,041 Well... 823 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,708 in short... 824 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:02,833 Heribert has just resigned as president. 825 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:05,583 - Why? - Are you crazy? 826 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:09,000 What nonsense are you doing behind closed doors? 827 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,000 We wouldn't call it nonsense here. 828 00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:14,125 I'm just as shocked as you are. 829 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:18,958 But Heribert made that decision, and we have to accept it. 830 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:20,375 And this means... 831 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,208 You are the president now. 832 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:25,416 Thank you, Mom. I'm acting as president. 833 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,041 Mom, you can add this to the record. You can write it directly. 834 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:32,791 Okay, and as something new... 835 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,583 I suggest we end this session. 836 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,500 Only the barbecue grill was left. 837 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:38,491 One minute. 838 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:41,875 Did Heribert resign because of the cursed barbecue among the Turks? 839 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,416 - Wait a minute! - Calm down a bit! 840 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,666 Heribert cannot resign. He has been president for 25 years. 841 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,875 There were no Turks here yet. 842 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:54,875 - Heinz is right. - No. Take Erol's family, for example. 843 00:42:54,958 --> 00:43:01,000 Now I'm putting this to a vote: We're only getting one grill, the XQ 3010. 844 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,500 I thought the idea of ​​Erol having his own barbecue was a good one. 845 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,458 I wasn't expecting anything else from you anyway. You muesli eater. 846 00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,166 - Slapping her in the face. - Mom? 847 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,916 Are they still arguing about Erol's pork sausage? 848 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,750 Yes, honey, still for this poop sausage. 849 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:20,083 That's ridiculous. Neither I nor a pork sausage is here. 850 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:23,916 I'm fed up. Call me when you've come to your senses. 851 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:25,708 Erol! 852 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:28,916 Currywurst with fries, as always. You're welcome. 853 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,500 - Terrible timing, Stefano. - You need to think about it, you need to go inside. 854 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:33,750 What can I do? 855 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,333 Once upon a time, currywurst fries. 856 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,750 Laura. We ordered bratwurst! 857 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,416 Now it's a currywurst! 858 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,708 - Again. - We're just getting one grill. 859 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:45,583 We won't be voting... 860 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:48,208 Before Erol and Heribert return. 861 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:49,750 Yes. You're right. 862 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:56,000 I'll never eat pork sausage again! Eat it yourself. 863 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:58,041 Damn it. A quick break! 864 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,583 Everything is under my control. 865 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,166 Erol! 866 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:12,791 My man! 867 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,500 Heribert! 868 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,458 You've dedicated yourself to the club for 25 years. 869 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:25,666 That's enough for you now, apparently. 870 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,500 I'm just as angry as you are. 871 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,333 You're an idiot. 872 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,666 Heribert! 873 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,875 But you don't need to worry! 874 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,875 I'll handle it! You... 875 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,708 Ah! 876 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,458 Is everything ok? 877 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:56,416 Matthias, just for the record: Is this a break or the end? 878 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,500 We're right there. 879 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,458 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. 880 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,583 Meli, wait. 881 00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:11,500 Don't you want to go home? They'll... 882 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,333 Before chasing them out of the village with torches and forks? 883 00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,291 I'll prepare something to eat for you. 884 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:20,000 Then we watch a series set in civilization. 885 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:24,166 Foreigners, traffic lights, and four-lane roads. 886 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,125 No. I want to handle this here. 887 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,875 I think this is important, for Erol too. 888 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:33,000 Maybe Erol will... 889 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:34,500 Did you think you found it disturbing? 890 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:35,491 From where? 891 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:39,750 There is a very different understanding of women culturally. 892 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:44,125 It's possible that it's from a woman playing the protective role... 893 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:47,291 They may have been directly insulted. 894 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,000 Ah. 895 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:53,583 You're just thinking in clichés too! 896 00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:55,708 This isn't a cliché! 897 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:58,791 That's true, but ultimately they're just clichés... 898 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:00,416 accumulated life experience. 899 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,541 Why don't you support me...? 900 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,291 Instead of making silly jokes? 901 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:07,750 I supported you, this damn barbecue... 902 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:10,291 It's really going through my two-lane ass for me. 903 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:14,291 It's good to know what's been going on inside your ass. 904 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:16,833 We are a truly great team. 905 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:19,000 I didn't mean it like that, Meli. 906 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:22,791 No problem, I'll handle this on my own too. As always. 907 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:23,866 Matthias? 908 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:24,783 Melanie! 909 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:26,541 - Matthias. - I don't think it's fair. 910 00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:44,583 Ah! 911 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,583 Heribert, are you coming? 912 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:18,500 Peter called, they're on their way. 913 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:21,916 Yes, yes, right away, the worm is still resisting. 914 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,291 Okay. 915 00:48:30,791 --> 00:48:31,916 Ah! 916 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,875 Let me take you! 917 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,125 Come on, snap out of it. 918 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:07,166 Call him. 919 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,500 No. I don't deserve this. 920 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,833 Meli, are you coming then? 921 00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:20,666 You would have shown great magnanimity if you had apologized to Erol. 922 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:24,750 This makes a good president. 923 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,833 Melanie. 924 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:35,666 There it is. Come. 925 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,583 - Hey. - Hey. 926 00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,541 I've been at the club for 30 years, this... 927 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:49,625 I'm not going to let some damn barbecue ruin me. 928 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,625 Okay, so... Erol... 929 00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,666 I said a few things in the heat of the battle... 930 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:04,708 Perhaps perceived differently than it was intentional. 931 00:50:04,791 --> 00:50:05,833 Ve... 932 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,375 Yes. 933 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,583 If I said something that hurt you... 934 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:15,041 Then... yes... I'm sorry. 935 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:18,750 Okay. Great. Let's forget about it. 936 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,291 Yes, Matthias. And I... 937 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:26,833 Ben... 938 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,916 I also want to apologize to you. 939 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,875 We are not entirely politically compatible. 940 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:34,791 I'm a liberal, and you're more... 941 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:41,916 I'm officially taking you back from the Nazi drawer. 942 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,291 Great. So now, on behalf of the whole club... 943 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,291 I want to apologize to you, Erol. 944 00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:50,750 Thank you, Melanie, thank you. 945 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:54,166 Yes, Melanie and Torsten, you've moved... 946 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:56,416 But of course, you belong to the club too. 947 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:59,458 Even though you come from a different cultural background. 948 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,458 This was good. 949 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:08,208 Erol, do you want to say something? 950 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,666 No. 951 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:11,916 No? 952 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,000 No, actually no. Why? 953 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:19,875 We all jumped over our shadows... 954 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,750 And we apologized. 955 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:24,916 I thought maybe you'd like to apologize too. 956 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,666 From where? 957 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,833 Strain the water. Then I'll say... 958 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,750 I propose him as acting chairman... 959 00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:39,791 Let's go back and vote. - Good idea. 960 00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:42,125 That's what we do. - Great. 961 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:49,583 - Heribert. - It's good to have you back. 962 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,708 Yes. It's really beautiful. 963 00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:55,000 Do not disturb. I am now just a regular member. 964 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,625 Pretend I'm not even here. - Nonsense, Heribert. 965 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,541 I'll handle it. It's a simple vote. 966 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,458 Barbecue, yes or no. 967 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:04,000 Heribert is back again! 968 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:05,833 What if it were like this...? 969 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:07,916 What if Erol brought his own barbecue grill? 970 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,708 Now, don't complicate things again! 971 00:52:10,791 --> 00:52:12,958 Watch out, Matthias! Authoritarian leadership style! 972 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,083 Should I pretend I'm not here? 973 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,833 Of course. But just now you told me... 974 00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:21,000 that the ability to exercise democratic power has been denied... 975 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:25,500 I want to prevent you from being called an autocrat as well. 976 00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:28,708 Then Erol has his own barbecue grill. 977 00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:30,708 We're going inside. It continues! 978 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:33,291 - Wait, one more thing. - What is it? 979 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:36,666 You said I should apologize too. Why? 980 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,250 - It doesn't matter. - No, I want to make this clear. 981 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,583 Let's keep this between us. 982 00:52:42,416 --> 00:52:43,916 Okay. Great. 983 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,375 You said a few things too. 984 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,708 Turning the changing rooms towards Mecca. 985 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,583 You want to take our women from us and send them abroad. 986 00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,708 - That was a joke. - For you! 987 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:58,625 But for some people in the club, such a statement about women is ridiculous. 988 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,833 - For whom? - For Torsten, for example. 989 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:04,458 What? Why? 990 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,541 You train with your wife three times a week. 991 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:10,708 And you're making jokes like that. Maybe she feels threatened. 992 00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,083 Are you out of your mind? 993 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,958 I don't feel threatened. 994 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:15,916 - Are you close to retirement? - One moment. 995 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,666 Erol is going full throttle. That's normal, if that triggers you. 996 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:22,083 Are you speaking on my behalf? How ridiculous! 997 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,875 Melanie is speaking on behalf of Erol. 998 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:26,125 My load test was fantastic! 999 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:27,708 My biological age is 40! 1000 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,583 No pressure, but speed things up... 1001 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,166 Before the fight starts again? - Right now! 1002 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,583 Come in first. - Listen. 1003 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,291 I am proud of Meli and Erol. 1004 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:42,791 And I don't think it's a good idea for you to bring this up at all. 1005 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:45,625 Okay. I'm sorry. 1006 00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,583 Okay. 1007 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:55,250 I didn't know you had a sensitive spot. 1008 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,500 I don't have a sensitive spot... 1009 00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:59,500 Is it starting again? 1010 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,833 I suggest, three minutes. Everyone to the hall. 1011 00:54:02,916 --> 00:54:05,375 No, I suggest it. Three minutes. 1012 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:14,416 Let's be frank again. 1013 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,750 Three minutes from now. It starts now. 1014 00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:20,708 - Let's be frank again. - Can you handle this? 1015 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,625 What's happening now? 1016 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,458 Will anything happen today? 1017 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,250 - Brevity is elegance. - You're getting on my nerves. 1018 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,583 Let's be frank now. 1019 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:40,375 Hans-Günther, would you leave us alone for a minute? 1020 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,416 I needed to bring the machine gun in here. 1021 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,708 This isn't some damn ball machine. 1022 00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:48,875 This was the best available in 1987. 1023 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,791 I can no longer adjust the ejection cylinders. 1024 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,041 There's something loose in this thing. 1025 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,416 Yes. Look. 1026 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:59,125 Now just go outside... 1027 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:03,208 And then this prohibition sign... 1028 00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,375 Put it on the pier. 1029 00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:07,541 I just put up a sign. 1030 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,458 Then replace the rotten planks. 1031 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,875 Then I wouldn't have needed to put up a sign. 1032 00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:15,666 Hans-Günther. Just go outside. That's my opinion. 1033 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:36,041 - Let's be frank again. - Time is ticking. 1034 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,458 I am not being threatened by anyone. 1035 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:49,250 I'm not being threatened by anyone. And there's nothing sensitive about it... 1036 00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:56,000 There's no sensitive point. 1037 00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:59,791 My wife can play tennis with another man whenever she wants. 1038 00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:03,625 Thanks. I didn't know I needed permission for that. 1039 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,750 When they became regional champions, I cheered the loudest. 1040 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:09,500 Erol, you know this. I cheered for you. 1041 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,708 I didn't even care that he hugged her forever. 1042 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:14,208 Excuse me? 1043 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,333 I didn't embrace him forever. 1044 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:20,041 Yes. But I'm comfortable there, no problem. 1045 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,000 I don't even care. 1046 00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:31,708 Wow, the service has never been this good. 1047 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:32,741 One minute. 1048 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,875 Let's avoid any rumors here. 1049 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,708 Melanie and I hugged... 1050 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,458 Because we became regional champions. 1051 00:56:38,541 --> 00:56:40,791 - Everything is fine. - Completely normal. 1052 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,125 - Of course. - Right? 1053 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,708 - Of course. - I mean. 1054 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,708 Just maybe not forever. 1055 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:50,375 I apologize, it was only five seconds at most. 1056 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,666 Here's the video. 1057 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,958 We can stop this. - What are we talking about now? 1058 00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:58,125 - Nonsense? - I understand you. 1059 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,125 Melanie ordered victory from the Cosmos. 1060 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,375 As a couple, you have been blessed by a higher power. 1061 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,625 Ah... 1062 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:10,708 That was it. 1063 00:57:10,791 --> 00:57:13,125 Finally. We're coming back! Let's go! 1064 00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:14,541 Come on. Back. 1065 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:18,166 Matthias, apply this undertone to your hair. 1066 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,625 Which undertone? 1067 00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,500 Blessed by divine power... 1068 00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:25,208 That was ironic! - Meli ordered the victory. 1069 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,291 You know what a statement like that will do. 1070 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,875 A Turk and a girl. I was there... 1071 00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:34,541 And it doesn't end there. 1072 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,000 If there's nothing there, why am I pursuing it? 1073 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,458 It's like I'm hitting on Melanie. 1074 00:57:42,541 --> 00:57:45,458 He has a soft spot for Turkish sausages. 1075 00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:48,416 - You jerk. - That was a joke. 1076 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,916 Hey, take your hands off me! 1077 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,166 Don't interfere! 1078 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:00,583 Fuck! 1079 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,583 - Is everything alright? - Yes. 1080 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:10,750 That's going well, Matthias. Are you going to continue the session from where it left off? 1081 00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:12,750 Or should I take over again? 1082 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,291 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1083 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,916 - What is this now? - What? 1084 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,208 - Why did you thank him? - Because he defended him. 1085 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,083 Are you thanking violence? Wow! 1086 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,625 Did you order the cosmos to halve your IQ? 1087 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,791 It's nice that a Turk is defending his wife. 1088 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,000 Stop saying "Turk". I have a name. 1089 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,041 I do not accept violence against women. 1090 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,125 I was a zivi. 1091 00:58:33,208 --> 00:58:35,833 I do not condone any violence. And I do not thank it. 1092 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,750 Now stop dramatizing! 1093 00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,875 He defended me. Not you! 1094 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,666 Bravo. Violence against violence. 1095 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,833 You are dismantling the values ​​of Western culture from their very foundations. 1096 00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:46,458 Could it be even smaller? 1097 00:58:46,541 --> 00:58:48,291 Western culture. Wow! 1098 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,041 Crusades, colonial terror, world wars. 1099 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:52,791 In contrast, the Ottoman Empire was Woodstock and hookah. 1100 00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,083 Guys, it's just about a barbecue! 1101 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,500 I am against violence, just like you. 1102 00:58:58,583 --> 00:58:59,625 Except for those who are against me. 1103 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,083 Torsten, I looked to see if you were doing anything in particular. 1104 00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:03,708 After all, she's your wife. 1105 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:05,208 Should this be recorded in the minutes? 1106 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:08,500 I would defend him too; I was just thinking of arguments. 1107 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:11,708 Then Erol starts pushing and shoving. Anyone can push. 1108 00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:13,166 You could have, though. 1109 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,625 I didn't think you'd like it. 1110 00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:17,750 Now you know. So do it. 1111 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,125 That would be ridiculous now. 1112 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,750 Pushing is something that happens spontaneously. 1113 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:34,333 Perhaps you should do something spontaneously as well. 1114 00:59:34,416 --> 00:59:35,916 Great idea. 1115 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,375 Perhaps we'll all come to our senses on our own. 1116 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,583 I have my own style; I don't do anything below my level. 1117 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:44,791 Only we primitive Turks do this. Not you German thinkers. 1118 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,875 When someone lays a hand on your wives, you first think twice... 1119 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:50,125 What would Immanuel Kant say about this? 1120 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:56,416 Yes, it's inherent stupidity. 1121 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:59,833 I'm in the dock again, and Erol is the hero. 1122 00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:00,825 So sometimes... 1123 01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:03,250 This hypocrisy makes me sick to my stomach! 1124 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,750 We German men have learned that... 1125 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,666 To recognize women as having equal rights. 1126 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:11,458 We take your feelings seriously and we give you complete freedom. 1127 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,541 We'll get you a tampon. - Oh, thank you. 1128 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,625 Then they say, "Erol defended me." 1129 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:16,708 This is ridiculous. 1130 01:00:16,791 --> 01:00:19,000 - That's very embarrassing. - Why is it embarrassing? 1131 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:21,708 What would Erol think if I met him three times a week...? 1132 01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:24,208 If only I could play tennis with his wife, and hug her while she's covered in sweat... 1133 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,708 And how about we treat ourselves to a kebab in Kosmos? 1134 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:29,875 You're talking nonsense, Torsten! I'm sorry, Erol. 1135 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,583 What is this all about? 1136 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:34,333 - What? - Erol, I'm so sorry. 1137 01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,666 Everyone treats you so badly. Whining and complaining? 1138 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,125 - Stop it already! - Leave it! 1139 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:42,791 Does that bother you? Maybe I'm gay. Do you have a problem? 1140 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,791 - Are you gay? - And a vegetarian. 1141 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:48,208 No, I'm not gay! Not at all. Zero. 1142 01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:50,041 Is this a problem for you? 1143 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:52,125 - No. - Homosexuals are on the side of the Turks... 1144 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:54,625 They can feel completely safe, right? Completely safe. 1145 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:57,333 I worked on your Muslim barbecue. 1146 01:00:57,416 --> 01:01:00,250 You would have tried to help me with my gay barbecue, wouldn't you? 1147 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,625 What gay barbecue? Gays eat pork! 1148 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:06,000 - I'm speaking theoretically. - Oh my God. 1149 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,250 Now it's turned into a theoretical game of barbecue... 1150 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,708 For theoretical homosexuals. 1151 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,541 We'll be having a barbecue soon, and we'll be doing pantomime. 1152 01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:18,375 That's not the point! This macho nonsense is driving me crazy. 1153 01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:20,875 In your culture too. We are strong men... 1154 01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,958 We have to defend vulnerable women! 1155 01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:25,833 They can't do it on their own! Inflated egos. 1156 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,041 And lowered show cars... 1157 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,333 With those thugs who pluck their eyebrows. 1158 01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:33,750 Women in headscarves walking three meters behind their commanders... 1159 01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:35,583 and carrying grocery bags. 1160 01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:38,958 And homosexuals in Germany in public... 1161 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:43,125 The inability to kiss without fear of Eastern perverts. 1162 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:46,666 I've never seen two men kissing in Lengenheide. 1163 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,500 Except for Peter Lohr at the carnival. 1164 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,791 I don't give a damn about tolerance! 1165 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,291 I hate all of this. 1166 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,166 And I hate you the most. 1167 01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,083 Well, sort of. 1168 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:09,791 Now, a president is needed here. 1169 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:13,041 It's a real shame we don't have a president anymore. 1170 01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:16,791 Torsten will be back soon. And then he'll be very upset. 1171 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,916 I didn't think it was that bad. 1172 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,291 Torsten definitely wasn't referring to you, Erol. 1173 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:24,083 You don't have a show car, like one that's been lowered or anything. 1174 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,458 But his wife wears a headscarf. 1175 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:29,708 But she wears it willingly. 1176 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,958 - Just like all Turkish women. - She's German. 1177 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:35,083 - What do you mean? - You know, right? 1178 01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:37,750 - I don't know. - Me neither. 1179 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:41,916 If she were Turkish, why would her name be Helga? 1180 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,125 I thought that was a nickname for Wallamalla... 1181 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:47,916 Or Wülligülli. And we call her Helga... 1182 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,583 So it doesn't look strange. 1183 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,750 I thought he was Turkish too. 1184 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:54,125 I never spoke to him. 1185 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:57,291 I spoke. But I don't think he got a chance to speak. 1186 01:02:57,375 --> 01:02:59,791 So why does she wear a headscarf? 1187 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,833 Because that's just how the world is. 1188 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:05,750 She wears a headscarf and doesn't eat pork because that's what she wants. 1189 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,875 My son is 14 years old and he likes to eat pork. 1190 01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,625 My daughter is 16 years old. 1191 01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:14,041 She doesn't wear a headscarf, but she doesn't eat pork either. 1192 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,208 Because he doesn't like it. 1193 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:20,083 Reality is more complex than is known in Lengenheide. 1194 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:22,166 You are also from Lengenheide. 1195 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,916 Friends. 1196 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,041 I am very sorry. 1197 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:31,291 Erol, I don't know what happened to me. 1198 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:35,708 What did I say... I was just so angry. 1199 01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:39,083 In fact, I betrayed all the values ​​I stood for... 1200 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,750 I'm sorry. I'm really embarrassed. 1201 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,708 No problem. 1202 01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:47,416 If you don't want Melanie playing games with me, just say so. 1203 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:51,291 No! I want this. I just have irrational fears. 1204 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,125 It's not so illogical at your age. 1205 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,416 If it bothers you, we'll stop. 1206 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,958 It's very simple. - No. 1207 01:03:57,041 --> 01:04:00,083 What? Tell me, are you crazy? 1208 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:03,041 If it bothers him, we'll leave it at that. No problem. 1209 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:05,666 One moment. Is that okay? 1210 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:07,958 But isn't anyone going to ask me? 1211 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:11,500 Are men now deciding who gets to play with the woman? 1212 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:15,250 Is the next step being sold in exchange for camels or something? 1213 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,458 Why camels? 1214 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:19,000 - What else would it be? The carpets? - Melanie! 1215 01:04:19,083 --> 01:04:20,708 What Melanie meant was... 1216 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:23,208 Stop trying to explain the world to everyone! 1217 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,833 You should stop drinking beer too! 1218 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,791 What's wrong with you? 1219 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,666 Erol should keep an eye on her again. His women are alcohol-free. 1220 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:32,375 Why plural? Friends! 1221 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,583 That's enough for me! 1222 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:35,958 Definitely! 1223 01:04:36,041 --> 01:04:39,625 You've all lost your minds! 1224 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:45,750 I'm here with a normal, reasonable offer. 1225 01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:49,083 It would have been a nice gesture. That's all. 1226 01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,875 But oh my God, how could I have forgotten this? 1227 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,958 There are only men in the room. 1228 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:58,833 Then the person cannot speak normally. 1229 01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:01,833 Then everyone will release all their testosterone... 1230 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:04,708 He has to spray it in the room! 1231 01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:10,250 And then, as it has been for ten thousand years, there is only one issue... 1232 01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:13,875 who is the coolest 1233 01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:17,041 To whom the tooth belongs. 1234 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,958 Whose barbecue grill is the biggest? 1235 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:23,000 Always, always, always! 1236 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:27,708 This is shameful male nonsense! 1237 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,125 We're not saying shit. 1238 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:35,041 Do you realize? How this has ruined everything. 1239 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,166 Every argument ruins it. 1240 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:40,875 The whole world is ruining this! 1241 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:44,375 And this damn tennis club too. 1242 01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:48,791 "Damn tennis club," that's getting a little grumpy now. 1243 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:56,041 We're tired of your masculine chatter... 1244 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:59,375 From your podcast, "Men in the Cycle"... 1245 01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:04,208 Then we become grumpy. We become grumpy little girls then. 1246 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,375 We're whining. 1247 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:16,000 You should be glad we women haven't gone crazy. 1248 01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,708 Because this world would definitely be a better place... 1249 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:23,291 If only men would keep their mouths shut for just a hundred years. 1250 01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:28,958 And when God created you, he was making you from those tiny little clay sausages... 1251 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:33,416 She should have done something else. I'm fed up with this daycare. 1252 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:55,333 Ah! 1253 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,000 Turn it off! 1254 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:00,958 Ah! 1255 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000 Ah! 1256 01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:19,208 No. My wife has all the freedoms she needs. 1257 01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:21,291 He can go wherever he wants. 1258 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,791 Oh my God, no. 1259 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,500 Now the man is going straight after her. 1260 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,833 This is nothing short of Turkish spontaneity. 1261 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,083 Hm. 1262 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,250 Hm. 1263 01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:24,125 But women and God shouldn't see this, right? 1264 01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:28,083 Not all of them are at the club anyway. 1265 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,125 Melanie and Erol, that is... 1266 01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,708 their... 1267 01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:48,083 No. 1268 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:53,041 But the fact that he keeps hugging her annoys me. 1269 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:57,333 On the field. While I watch and applaud. It never ends. 1270 01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:59,583 I hadn't noticed that at all. 1271 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,666 Yes. 1272 01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:03,500 Show me. 1273 01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:21,833 Here it is. 1274 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:34,375 That was four seconds. 1275 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:37,075 Hm? 1276 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,291 Four seconds. 1277 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,833 - Four? - Four. 1278 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:47,708 Torsten, I want to tell you something now... 1279 01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:51,291 Man to man... yes... he's a man too. 1280 01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:54,791 It was unnecessary. 1281 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,166 One minute. 1282 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:07,791 Was this the wrong thing to do? - No, not again. 1283 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:17,333 Will you give it back to me? 1284 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,416 One more sip. 1285 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,916 Give it to me already! For God's sake! 1286 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:42,041 Tell me, is this me...? 1287 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,000 Its. 1288 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:59,125 Well, we can't play together anymore. 1289 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,158 Are you out of your mind? 1290 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,791 Have you completely lost your mind? 1291 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,791 You can't leave them as couples. 1292 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:19,083 You are the pride of our club. 1293 01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:22,416 You are the most important and valuable thing we have! 1294 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,000 Thanks, Heribert. 1295 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:27,958 - Because of your hug... - It lasted at most five seconds! 1296 01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:29,500 We held it for four seconds. 1297 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,291 Erol, my reaction has nothing to do with this... 1298 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,583 because you are Turkish. 1299 01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:36,583 Of course not. That would never happen in Germany. 1300 01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:37,533 Al. 1301 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:41,708 Red alert! Our club's most valuable player has been taken again. 1302 01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:44,083 - Melanie... - Let me go. 1303 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,116 Was I the one who got offended? 1304 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:47,541 It has absolutely nothing to do with him being Turkish. 1305 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:50,625 I was born here. I went to the same school as you. 1306 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:53,750 I have a German passport and I play for TC Lengenheide. 1307 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:56,125 Yet I am still Turkish. 1308 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,708 Always, always Turkish. 1309 01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:01,083 How many damned generations will it take to get rid of this? 1310 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,875 What should I tell my children...? 1311 01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:06,791 When should they not have this damn argument? 1312 01:12:07,333 --> 01:12:10,375 When will it end? 200 years, 300? 1313 01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:15,458 When will it end, Matthias? - I think, right now. 1314 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,791 I'm drawing a line. 1315 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,166 Period, done, sprinkle sand on it. 1316 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,833 You resigned from the presidency! 1317 01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:25,041 Not anymore. I'm coming back. 1318 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:48,041 Melanie. 1319 01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,416 Erol. 1320 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,458 People like you are a problem! 1321 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:25,625 - Damn! - I can't believe it. 1322 01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:26,750 My god! 1323 01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:30,666 - You idiot! - Have you lost your mind? 1324 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:40,833 We have no problem here! 1325 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,750 We should have elected you again. 1326 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,583 - Stop talking nonsense! - Don't give in to anything, Matthias. 1327 01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:48,250 - Did you resign? - Not exactly. 1328 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:51,208 What did you say? Mom wrote it down in the report. 1329 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:56,125 - He didn't mean it that way at all. - Of course he did. 1330 01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,875 I can't find anything. 1331 01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:02,541 This concerns our club. We don't waste our time on things like this. 1332 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:03,708 What? 1333 01:14:03,791 --> 01:14:06,708 Now we have that damn second barbecue! 1334 01:14:06,791 --> 01:14:08,125 Meeting... 1335 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:09,500 You were against it! 1336 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,958 - But now I'm burning. - Are you changing your stance? 1337 01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:15,250 In times of crisis, you don't have the luxury of taking a stand. 1338 01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:19,041 Melanie and Erol can't leave each other as a couple. 1339 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:22,625 - Giving up? - No, of course they're not giving up. 1340 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:26,333 Next year we will be playing in the state championship cup in Dormagen. 1341 01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:28,083 We have a chance to win. 1342 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:31,583 As the president of TC Lengenheide, I hereby decide that... 1343 01:14:31,666 --> 01:14:34,166 Based on emergency rules... 1344 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,791 We are setting up our own Turkish barbecue. 1345 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,458 What emergency rules? 1346 01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:39,375 You twist everything to suit your own purposes! 1347 01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:41,833 - That's what I've decided. - In my opinion, it's a good idea. 1348 01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:44,250 I'm leaving the club. I'm resigning. 1349 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:47,916 Matthias! You can't resign. Let the Turk go. 1350 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,958 Don't be ridiculous. The second barbecue is already decided. 1351 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,625 So what are we going to do with it? 1352 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,500 Give it to gay vegetarians. 1353 01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:57,708 Matthias. You have to accept my decision. 1354 01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:00,291 - No! - And now be quiet! 1355 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:03,041 No, Heribert, you shut your mouth! 1356 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:06,000 I'm tired of you constantly pushing me around! 1357 01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:09,125 - What am I doing? - "Be quiet. Just cut it off." 1358 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,500 "Okay, Matthias." For years. 1359 01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:13,916 If anyone's going to be picked, it's me. 1360 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,708 It's not Erol and his complaints, but the Turks being treated by us bad Germans... 1361 01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:21,750 It's not integrated! Almost everyone is cowering and withdrawing! 1362 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,083 This makes me sick! 1363 01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:26,291 Great! Now tell them you're the new president! 1364 01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:28,958 You shut your mouth now, Mom! 1365 01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:30,791 Great. 1366 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,875 What I mean is this. Actually, Italians, Spaniards, Chinese... 1367 01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:40,333 Are there Koreans, Englishmen, or Dutch people who are constantly... 1368 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,291 They say they are poorly integrated? 1369 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,583 The Dutch already barbecue less often. 1370 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:46,333 They mostly make fried food. 1371 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:50,333 In China, everyone in the second generation finishes high school... 1372 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,958 And they are studying astrophysics. 1373 01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:55,083 Even though you've been in Germany for 50 years, you're still living on top of each other! 1374 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:58,000 You're organizing car convoys, while a dictator wins fraudulent elections. 1375 01:15:58,083 --> 01:16:00,250 You keep complaining that you're not being integrated. 1376 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,291 It's always us Germans to blame. 1377 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,041 Bravo! 1378 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:08,041 Vehicle convoys! It's your fault. 1379 01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,958 This is a result of your immigration policy. 1380 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:14,541 Over the decades, you've been bringing in three million Turkish peasants... 1381 01:16:14,625 --> 01:16:19,125 You're asking why people from Anatolia didn't integrate into the country? 1382 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,500 They wouldn't have integrated in Istanbul either. 1383 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:26,041 This is similar to Germany only sending ox-herders from Upper Bavaria abroad. 1384 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:30,875 You wanted unskilled laborers, and you brought peasants and proletarians to the country. 1385 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:33,166 And then you don't care about them. 1386 01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,708 You're not interested. 1387 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:40,208 And you're surprised they're finally honking their horns for a dictator? 1388 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:42,958 This is your damn immigration policy. 1389 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:45,208 And you continue to do the same thing now. 1390 01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:48,500 You're bringing in Africans, Arabs, and Islamists. 1391 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:52,500 And all that filth! This isn't my Germany anymore! 1392 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:08,916 Yes. 1393 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:13,875 It seems Erol has integrated better than I thought. 1394 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,583 Elisabeth? 1395 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,750 - I was horrified. - Finally, someone dared to... 1396 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,791 He says - Absolutely! 1397 01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:28,783 Disgusting. 1398 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:31,208 Your game partner is receiving applause from the wrong corner. 1399 01:17:31,291 --> 01:17:33,666 Do you stand this far to the right in couples situations too? 1400 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,741 I am not right-wing. 1401 01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:36,833 Isn't he Turkish? 1402 01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:38,333 A kind of noble Turk. 1403 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:40,666 Or maybe a woke Turk, I don't know. 1404 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:43,625 I'd like to spit in the face of everyone who just applauded. 1405 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,708 There's a point where you have to give up. 1406 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,958 What do you want? Repatriation? 1407 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,375 - Yes! - Yes? 1408 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:55,541 You are forbidden from entering my shop from now on. 1409 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:59,000 Are foreigners insulting other foreigners with Nazi slogans? 1410 01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:02,083 From poor Turk to abusive Turk, and then to Nazi... 1411 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,416 In twenty minutes! 1412 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:05,583 Calling someone a Nazi is going a bit too far. 1413 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:09,000 Perhaps Erol has a culturally incorrect idea. 1414 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,958 But... - Is calling someone a jerk even an idea? 1415 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,666 Sort it! 1416 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:22,416 I think my joke might help now. 1417 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,958 As long as we can laugh together, it's not too late. 1418 01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:28,750 Specifically, in a luxury villa area... 1419 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:31,958 A Turk is moving in with a German. 1420 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,916 Heribert. Despite everything. 1421 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,791 I can't tolerate jokes right now. 1422 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:41,416 And all this nonsense here, Erol... 1423 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,541 I can't leave it like this. 1424 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,083 Matthias, yours too. Is this the new style at the club...? 1425 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,041 I'm resigning, so I'm leaving. 1426 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:51,333 Torsten, come on, okay, I... 1427 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:54,416 This argument is so ridiculous. I'm resigning. 1428 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,708 No! Erol, this won't do! 1429 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,791 What kind of nonsense is this? 1430 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:04,250 This club will only find peace when I get out. 1431 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:05,241 Yes. 1432 01:19:05,291 --> 01:19:08,291 We Turks are bringing unrest to your society. 1433 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:13,500 Simply by the fact of being there. 1434 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:18,708 We Turks are causing trouble. Turks are just causing trouble. 1435 01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:23,583 If they practice their religion or meet German women, they are harassed. 1436 01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:25,916 If they have their own opinions. 1437 01:19:37,291 --> 01:19:39,125 But the good news is: 1438 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,458 There are no Turks left. 1439 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,541 Okay, I'm leaving too. 1440 01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:09,291 - Melanie. - No. 1441 01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:12,750 We managed to do it here. 1442 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:17,083 Because of some goddamn nonsense like a barbecue... 1443 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:20,791 To fire the only foreigner in the club. 1444 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:25,208 It's not the only one. Kalle red wine. It has French genes. 1445 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:31,208 Melanie, you can't leave! - I will leave. 1446 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:33,291 For me, this has no meaning without Erol. 1447 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,750 So there's something going on between you two. 1448 01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:38,875 No! For God's sake! 1449 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:40,958 There's nothing! 1450 01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:42,958 None! 1451 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:46,375 Do you understand? 1452 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,458 Erol is happily married. 1453 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,416 Well, but you're married too. 1454 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:10,000 - Hey, Torsten. - Hm? 1455 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,625 I know, spontaneity isn't your strong point. 1456 01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:15,750 But perhaps you should just follow it on your own. 1457 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:21,541 What is this? - This happened spontaneously. 1458 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:22,708 It was just a hint! 1459 01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,041 For the one just now. The one from half an hour ago. 1460 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,583 And I'm leaving now. 1461 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:29,416 I am resigning voluntarily. 1462 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:33,375 Because I can't stand village idiots in a Nazi club. 1463 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:34,366 Hey! 1464 01:21:34,416 --> 01:21:37,791 Oh, and one more thing, it's very short. 1465 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:42,708 I've always found tennis disgusting! 1466 01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,916 Yes, that's how you used to play anyway. 1467 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,791 There are a lot of racists here too... 1468 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,125 The Nazis must go away. 1469 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:59,333 - Who are you referring to? Me? - Besides others. 1470 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,958 - Peter? - Yes, I'm coming. 1471 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:03,541 Stay. 1472 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:06,875 We can talk about anything. After all, we're a club. 1473 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,708 No, Heribert, we were a club. 1474 01:22:10,791 --> 01:22:14,625 I'm fed up with this nonsense here. Screw it! 1475 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:18,083 - Matthias! - Show some respect! 1476 01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,833 Know your place, Matthias! 1477 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:23,333 It's right to put those leftist scum in their place. 1478 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:26,125 But how did you talk to your mother? 1479 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:29,166 With your mother, who gave birth to you in agony. 1480 01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:33,916 Ah! 1481 01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:35,458 Ow! 1482 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:37,750 Damn it. 1483 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:46,333 Perhaps my joke fits perfectly now. 1484 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:56,833 In a luxury villa area, a Turk moves in with a German. 1485 01:22:56,916 --> 01:23:00,166 The Turk says: Look, now I have a villa too. 1486 01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:03,916 Now we are equal. The German says: Equal? ​​No. 1487 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,625 I have three times as much, you only have twice as much. 1488 01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,791 Turks work and work... 1489 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:12,833 He builds another floor and says: Look, now we're equal. 1490 01:23:12,916 --> 01:23:17,250 The German says: Is it equal? ​​No. I have a swimming pool. 1491 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:25,083 A Turk works and works, builds himself a swimming pool, and says: Now we are equal. The German: Equal? ​​No. 1492 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,791 Haven't you seen the Ferrari in my garage? 1493 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,750 A Turk works and works and eventually buys himself a Ferrari. 1494 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:37,916 Then the German says: Okay, now you have three times as many... 1495 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:42,791 You have a swimming pool and a Ferrari. Now we're even. 1496 01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:46,291 The Turk says: No. I'm better. 1497 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:50,250 My neighbor is German, and your neighbor is a damn Turk. 1498 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,875 He says. 1499 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,583 Turkish. 1500 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,666 He says so himself. 1501 01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,791 Where the hell is this key? 1502 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,541 Leave. 1503 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:38,333 Well done, Matthias, you're on the right side. 1504 01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:39,708 I am not on either side. 1505 01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:41,958 I found what you said wonderful. 1506 01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,291 You found something great! 1507 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:45,083 Just shut your mouth! 1508 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:46,541 Ahhh! 1509 01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:47,625 Oh! 1510 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,041 Ahhh! 1511 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,583 Ahhh! 1512 01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:56,041 Matthias! 1513 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,916 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 1514 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,875 I can't be. 1515 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:02,583 Attention! 1516 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:07,166 Matthias! 1517 01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:10,208 - Stop! - What does "stop" mean? 1518 01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:14,875 Stop! 1519 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:19,833 Ohhh! 1520 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:27,791 - That's nonsense. - You're not allowed to enter here, Elisabeth. 1521 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:28,875 Anne! 1522 01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,625 Are you out of your mind? 1523 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:41,041 Are you out of your mind? Get out of the water! 1524 01:26:41,125 --> 01:26:44,791 Get out! Why do you think I put up that damn sign? 1525 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:49,333 - I told you to fix the board! - Now get out and stop arguing! 1526 01:27:02,375 --> 01:27:03,375 Ahhh! 1527 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:04,958 Ah! 1528 01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,750 Heribert! 1529 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,500 Oh my God! - Because you can stand here. 1530 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,166 Is there anything we can do? 1531 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,750 Do you need help? 1532 01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:18,041 Heribert! 1533 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,208 Heribert! 1534 01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:21,000 Heribert! 1535 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:22,166 Heribert! 1536 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:29,916 Help! Something has happened to Heribert! 1537 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,250 Come here, help! 1538 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:38,250 We need to do something. Maybe a side-lying position... 1539 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:41,666 - How was it? - Twist and then... 1540 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:44,291 Put your arm under your head and then back! 1541 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,916 I only know about dead pigs. 1542 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,875 How do I do a side-lying position? Damn, I only have one beam! 1543 01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:59,375 I can't hear anything. It's too noisy. 1544 01:27:59,958 --> 01:28:01,041 Silence! 1545 01:28:09,416 --> 01:28:11,375 He's not breathing anymore. 1546 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,375 - I'll perform CPR. - I'll call emergency services. 1547 01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:23,458 Dying is not on the agenda. 1548 01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:25,541 Wasn't this done with the YMCA rhythm? 1549 01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:27,333 - Yesterday. - Für Elise. 1550 01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:30,083 - No, Atemlos! - Instructions for the side lying position are coming. 1551 01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,500 20 more seconds of commercial. 1552 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,333 If you see a bright light... 1553 01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:35,791 Run in the other direction. 1554 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,916 Did you lose your mind while driving? 1555 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,500 Damn it. What happened here? 1556 01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:43,250 - Heribert? - Heribert, can you hear us? 1557 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:05,041 My uncle was a pharmacist. Get out of the way. 1558 01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:08,791 Or it could be something else. Get out of the way. 1559 01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:12,833 Attention! 1560 01:29:12,916 --> 01:29:14,750 One, two... and... 1561 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,541 Heribert? 1562 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:27,375 You brought him back to life! 1563 01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:30,000 It was easier than that damn ball machine. 1564 01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:31,500 Straighten up. - Watch out! 1565 01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:33,833 Unbelievable. 1566 01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:39,083 Thank god. 1567 01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:40,750 Can he stand up? 1568 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:44,500 I have no idea... What happened? 1569 01:29:44,583 --> 01:29:48,916 You were unconscious. You were gone... 1570 01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:51,625 - Are you alright? - Is everything okay? 1571 01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:53,583 What's happening? 1572 01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,958 - Impossible. - Impossible what? 1573 01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:58,791 That's impossible. 1574 01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:00,500 Attention. 1575 01:30:04,208 --> 01:30:06,791 - Where is he going? - Heribert? 1576 01:30:06,875 --> 01:30:08,333 - Attention! - Heribert! 1577 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:09,708 Where are you going? 1578 01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,625 Tahtam. 1579 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:24,250 My sciatica is gone. 1580 01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:56,166 I am very sorry. 1581 01:30:57,958 --> 01:31:00,166 Great, more flexible than ever! 1582 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,250 Peter! 1583 01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:12,958 Karl. 1584 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:14,875 Peter. 1585 01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:17,208 Let's forget all this nonsense. 1586 01:32:17,541 --> 01:32:21,541 We're going upstairs, finishing the meeting, and then we're going to celebrate! 1587 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:22,791 Yes! 1588 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:30,625 Excuse me, there's one more thing. 1589 01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:36,416 As you all know, Anne doesn't see herself as either male or female. 1590 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:41,416 The question is: In the new club building... 1591 01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:43,708 Let's consider whether we should build a third toilet. - No. 1592 01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:46,500 You don't need to build a third toilet because of me. 1593 01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:48,208 No, I think that would be good. 1594 01:32:48,291 --> 01:32:50,125 No. That's completely unnecessary. 1595 01:32:50,208 --> 01:32:51,208 Ahhh. 1596 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,000 Erol? 1597 01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:27,208 Meet me in the crowd, people, people. 1598 01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:34,958 Spread your love, love me, love me. 1599 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:42,416 Take her to the city, happy, happy. 1600 01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:49,708 Put it in the ground, where flowers grow. 1601 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:57,583 Gold and silver gleam. 1602 01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:06,500 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1603 01:34:06,583 --> 01:34:10,333 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1604 01:34:10,416 --> 01:34:13,833 Radiant, happy people are smiling. 1605 01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:21,041 Everyone around, love them, love them. 1606 01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:28,750 Put it in your hands, take it, take it. 1607 01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:36,000 No time to cry, happy, happy. 1608 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:44,000 Place it in your heart, where the light of tomorrow shines. 1609 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:50,541 Gold and silver gleam. 1610 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:59,916 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1611 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,791 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1612 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:07,750 Radiant, happy people are smiling. 1613 01:35:23,583 --> 01:35:25,500 Hey, here we go! 1614 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:40,708 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1615 01:35:40,791 --> 01:35:44,500 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1616 01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:48,083 Radiant, happy people are smiling. 1617 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:52,500 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1618 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:56,583 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1619 01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:59,916 Radiant, happy people are smiling. 1620 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:04,000 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1621 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:08,041 Radiant, happy people holding hands. 1622 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:11,083 Radiant, happy people are smiling. 1623 01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:14,916 Radiant, happy people holding hands.